Swine Flu
I’m getting really sick of people getting sick.
The swine has taken away some of my favorite moments in every day life. For example:
-I longer feel comfortable taking samples. Apparently, “they are a breeding ground for the swine.”
-I have to submit papers electronically because god forbid my teacher has to touch the same things we touch.
-Beer pong. enough said.
-The gym. With everyone breathing and touching everything and sweating all over each other, it’s no surprise why they have those little hand sanitizing machines all over the place. They just installed a new way of entering the gym by scanning your hand–something I was looking forward too– but, is out of commission because everyone touching the same machine, “might be dangerous.”
-Sharing chapstick/lip gloss with friends. or sharing anything for that matter.
This has gone far enough. I want my germtastic life back ASAP.